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My daughter has sewing class for two hours every Saturday morning. I make use of the time by going to the nearest Safeway and doing at least part of the weekly grocery shopping. Today, soda was on sale, so I filled my cart with that and a few other things we needed and checked out. There was a guy bagging the groceries, so the checker handed my reusable shopping bags to him. We proceeded with the checkout, me staring blankly at the tabloid headlines while she scanned and then telling her how many of each kind of soda I had. Then I was busy paying. The soda went in the cart. Then the bags went in the cart, with all the groceries in disposable plastic bags inside the reusable bags.
Me: Why did you put the stuff in plastic bags? That's why I gave you reusable bags.
Bag boy: So your bags won't get dirty.
Me: That's stupid! There's nothing here that could get the bags dirty. Besides, they're washable. Why did you waste the plastic bags?
Bag boy: It's an extra service!
Me: It's stupid! The whole point of reusable bags is not to waste plastic bags!
Bag boy: (Duh expression)
I felt like punching the idiot in the mouth, but that would have upset the perfect ratio he had going between IQ points and teeth. The manager was busy actually checking out groceries, so I asked the clerk to pass on to him what had happened and how angry I was at the waste. I doubt it will do any good; this bag boy has obviously overreached the limit of his capabilities.
'[Reporter] met up with 10-year-old Sam Nicholson after he was rescued by Boise firefighters. He was stuck for several minutes before the firefighters used a glass of water to free him from the pole. Fortunately, his tongue is A-OKAY. No damage to report!
'Amazingly, the same thing happened to a girl in Spokane yesterday!'
News is always so much better with exclamation marks.
My sister Beth is a 23 year old walking ball of WTF. I love her dearly, but even she can't deny some of the insanely stupid things that come out of her mouth.
I emailed a file to a customer. They need to print 50 copies of it for an upcoming event. I got a reply asking me to fax it to them because their company is currently trying to cut down on the amount of printing they do... It's for the environment. I can't help but wonder if they have a fax/printer/scanner so they can print out the fax, scan it, and then print 50 copies all with the same machine.
It's not the only stupid 'Green' excuse I get at work. I have a customer who has me print and FedEx them materials as their company is trying to cut down on printing as part of their 'Green Initiative'. So this person thinks transporting them by truck and jet plane halfway across the US, is better for the environment then me sending an email.